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In case you haven't heard, the NHL is slowly unveiling comic book heros for each of the teams in the league.  Why?  We're not sure.

Puck Daddy, Broad Street Hockey, and PSD have already lambasted the concept, which includes plans to potentially make comic books, books, movies, etc.  Here's a thought- sell the product, you know, ice hockey.  It's a good sport.

The Flyers' guardian, creatively named… wait for it… The Flyer, is a punishing warrior of Broad Street, a master of telekinesis, and controls the mind with a granite chin. Right, exactly what I was thinking too.

Comic book legend Stan Lee is designing the project, for a large payday, no doubt.  The "Guardians" will first do battle during the NHL All-Star Game on Versus.  Can you feel the excitement?

Video of The Flyer after the jump.

Here's my idea: Screw The Flyer, let's have The Carts represent us.  He's a cowboy hat wearin', courtside sittin', bro icing bleached blonde Canadian boy with a deadly wrist shot who summers at the jersey shore, protecting us from the evil ways of of reaching your potential and only struggles to get it up when Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals are on the line.  That's his kryptonite- playoffs.

Or Bobby Clarke.  Yeah, Bobby Clarke would have been a better choice.  T-shirts already made.

Jeff_carter_sixers"The Carts, he's real!"