We're really reaching for ways to post Charlie Sheen stories now, but luckily, mid-way through this rant on the Today Show, Sheen dropped an AI practice? reference… so now we can post it.

Ever miss a day of work?

Not a day that ever cost anybody any money. I missed a day of practice. We're talking about practice, to quote the great Allen Iverson. Practice. Come on guys, we're talking about practice.



Lord help us all if Sheen, who is now hanging out with Lenny Dykstra and Brian Wilson, ever buddies up with Allen Iverson (also bottoming out). 

Watch it, after the jump.

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