Here they are. R2C2 wants Joe Blanton included in all photos and interviews? Done.
Ladies and Gentlement, your Philly 5.
Oh yeah, these are best enjoyed while listening to Down With Webster's remix of Hall & Oates' Rich Girl.
Hop it.
And a Fat Joe and the Terror Squad Chippendales Jib Jab.
Before the haters come out in force, please note that this is all for the sake of humor. Joe Blanton, if he pitches his average season, may well be the best fifth starter in the league.
You can find the rest of the R2C2 Photoshops here here and here.
We'll be accepting more- perhaps a Where's Joe B? theme- and will post if we get enough.
Fat Joe and the Terror Squad name courtesy of Angelo in the comments.
H/T to Adam, Brian, Paul, Edward, Amdanda, Tom, Jason and Spencer for sending.
13 Responses
OMG! Roy Oswalt in the Jackson 5 is awesome!!
why is choochbaca not included?!
Joe Blanton as the Kung Fu panda is priceless… Going forward that might have to replace the StayPuffed Marshmellow Man with the Phillies hat.
I love it, and truly believe Joe will be awesome for us this year….I cannot express to you all how excited I am for this season!
Ouch! entirely too harsh on Fat Joe. Anybody remember how he was the third starter in our 2008 World Series Championship team? Or how in his first season and a half with the team, he was easily, thee most consistent of the bunch? Give the fat boy some love, he was injured last season and couldn’t get a solid rhythm going. The guy is easily a top 3 starter on 90% of the teams in the league.
http://img228.imageshack.us/i/terrorsquad.jpg/
Here’s Fat Joe with the true terror squad.
Joe Blanton should do commercials for Steak ’em Up!
itd be great if he got 15 wins. Charlie just cant let him pitch more than 6 or 7 each night. usually runs into a wall in the 7th, BUT perhaps having a good off season and starting off healthy hell have more stamina…
Ouch! entirely too harsh on Fat Joe. Anybody remember how he was the third starter in our 2008 World Series Championship team? Or how in his first season and a half with the team, he was easily, thee most consistent of the bunch? Give the fat boy some love, he was injured last season and couldn’t get a solid rhythm going. The guy is easily a top 3 starter on 90% of the teams in the league.
I second that notion.
Sunday, laddie, Sunday.
http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110210&content_id=16614198&vkey=news_phi&c_id=phi&partnerId=ed-4422396-185813714
I would not mess with Blanton because he has four brothers that will beat you down if you mess with him on his day to pitch.
Ouch! entirely too harsh on Fat Joe. Anybody remember how he was the third starter in our 2008 World Series Championship team? Or how in his first season and a half with the team, he was easily, thee most consistent of the bunch? Give the fat boy some love, he was injured last season and couldn’t get a solid rhythm going. The guy is easily a top 3 starter on 90% of the teams in the league.
I THIRD that notion. joe’s a big marshmallow studmuffin
Ouch! entirely too harsh on Fat Joe. Anybody remember how he was the third starter in our 2008 World Series Championship team? Or how in his first season and a half with the team, he was easily, thee most consistent of the bunch? Give the fat boy some love, he was injured last season and couldn’t get a solid rhythm going. The guy is easily a top 3 starter on 90% of the teams in the league.
I FOURTH that notion. Easily the best #5 in the league and could pass as a solid #3 for most teams.