Random Sightings: Michael Vick in a Yankees Shirt, Wilson Valdez and Michael Martinez Strolling Around Shittsburgh

Michael Vick, author, recently showed up on Dana White's video blog of UFC 131. If you have no idea what that means, it's ok- neither do I. Anyway, QB 7 had a gaudily large Yankees logo plastered across his chest.

Of course, in April, Michael rocked a LeBron Witness shirt, while the Sixers were playing the Heat. I'm sure if our scribe needs a Penguins jersey, that could be arranged.

Oh, hey [transition!!!], speaking of Pittsburgh, here's a pic of Michael Martinez and Wilson Valdez strolling about the town on Saturday night. 

Thanks to Matt Rappa, future ball scribe, for the pic

Assuming  M-Mart's™ bar game is anything like his professional existence, I imagine conversations went something like this:

Partially inebriated club rat: Do you make a lot of money?

M-Mart™: Relative to my peers, no. 

PICR: Are you hung?

M-Mart™: Despite the stereotypes, not really.

PICR: Do you possess any discernible skill that would make you even remotely attractive to me?

M-Mart™: I'm funny… and since I'm here as Willy's wingman, and he's showing your friend his sinker grip, I guess you're kind of stuck with me [winks].

And that, folks, is the real world equivalent of the Rule 5 draft.

H/T to (@jharkins1216) for the Vick video, which is after the jump (2:24 mark for Vick).