The Jack McKeon Era, Folks

Has there ever been a better time to be an NL East fan? You have the Mets gambling with their team, the Washington Nationals on the precipice of hate with Jayson Werth and the coming of Bryce Harper, and now the Marlins with a crusty 80-year-old manager.

We're about one brush-back pitch away from Charlie Manuel and Jack McKeon going all Grumpy Old Men on us.