This has nothing to do with sports, but when Bolaris lines 'em up for you, well, you gotta knock em' down.
The most fascinating thing about Bolaris, to me, is that he doesn't age. He came to my school in the second grade to do the weather and looked no different. I'm 27-years-old.
I'd tell you to never change, John, but it seems like you have that pretty much covered.
[Related: John Bolaris was roofied]
Hop it for the video. I have no doubts that Thomas Drayton was cowering in the corner once they went to B-roll.