You see, kid, when a man and a woman are drunk enough to do something regrettable, the man invites the woman back to his Rittenhouse condo and the two play a loving game of contraceptive roulette. Daddy then pays for her cab ride home… And that's how babies are made.
We just came across this video from earlier in the season, but any time you can simulate a Pat Burrell sex talk, you do it.
H/T to Productive Outs and The Good Phight