… and the Phillies won 14-1. How's that for putting a big fat, crooked-numbery exclamtion point on the first half? Although, if Chris Wheeler spent any more time talking about a wet Derek Lowe, I was going to need an adult.
Here's Mini Mart picking his nose after making the Coors Light Cold Hard Grab of the Day. I suppose they call this the Gold Glove… wait for it…
… wait for it…
There it is! Gold.