Now you can wear his excellence.
Our favorite steed takes the mound every five days and sprays a steady stream of golden-hued near-perfection on his adversaries. We thought it would make for a good t-shirt.
We’re thrilled to introduce our first-ever co-branded jam with Philly’s leading sports apparel company, Philly Phaithful, made exclusively for CB readers.
Look at this wonderful steed:
The arched back, the wagging tail, the vibrant stream… the horn- it’s all here. You can order yours TODAY and receive it in plenty of time for the playoffs.
Where does the term “Steed” come from, you ask? We’ll refer you to our Definitive Phillies Man Crush Guide:
The Steed is going to rock your world. He’s not just going to dominate on the mound, he’s also going to get a hit or two- perhaps a home run, swipe a bag, make a ninja-like play in the field, and probably chat it up about Bigfoot in the dugout. How could you possibly not be completely obsessed with that? He’s like that hopped up on Red Bull and vodkas conquest at the bar who keeps looking at you with those f**k-me eyes and ironic smile. You’re never quite sure if she’s being genuine or if she’ll return your phone calls – since she likes the chase more than the prize… and that’s OK by you. In fact, it makes her all the more desirable. That’s the steed in a nutshell: f**k-me eyes, ironic smile. Figuratively speaking, of course.
As always, Philly Phaithful shirts are printed on high-quality American Apparel material. And – available only to CB readers – you can use code cb10 to receive a 10% discount on your purchase.
Get yours right here.
12 Responses
I should buy this and wear it in tandem with my Lee jersey. Inception that shit, yo, excellence inside excellence.
you’d call that bitch afterwards? wtf is wrong with you?
is this to celebrate the repeal of the “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” poicy?
Crossing Broad branding? That’s cold man.
This is awesome!
I’m sorry, but that shirt is more gay than Anderson Cooper interviewing Freddie Mercury at an Indigo Girls concert.
do you think id be allowed to wear this to school?
He deleted my comment making fun of how absurd it is to wear crossing broad clothing! How un-Kyle!
Joe- I deleted it because you were being an ungrateful douche, let’s be real clear about that. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.
I’d be embarrassed to wear this. I’d rather wear an “ill” shirt.
Not as cool Jimmy Rollins “The show goes on” seen wearing in Hunter Pences MLB network piece.
Sweet Crossing Broad logo on the arm!
NOT!