This Couple Really Wants Scott Hartnell to Come to Their Wedding

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Where’s Scott Hartnell?! Maybe at this June wedding.

I get many ridiculous (and appreciated) emails. Sometimes, though, they are just asking to be shared, like the one I received today from reader Brett. Him and his fiancée, Talia, want Scott Hartnell to come to their wedding… really. badly.

So badly, in fact, Brett has taken to tweeting (I call this stalking) Scott on a daily basis. 

But that’s not working.

He asked me for a few ideas. Well, here’s one: Consider this your public invitation to Mr. Hartnell, who may now be forced to respond… 

Kyle,

This is @Bertholomew, fiancé of @PrincessTalia23, and best friend of @DarylRocks1.  I’m sure you recognize us by the crazy wedding crasher/invitation tweets you’ve been receiving recently.

I’m sure you are wondering why we are trying to get Scott Hartnell to come to our wedding on June 23  I could give you the boring “I’m a huge flyers fan” spiel (which I am), but you don’t want to read that crap.  I guess I can attribute my dedication to you at Crossingbroad and your “Where is Scott Hartnell” posts.  These post made me laugh and I realized that Scott Hartnell is willing to go anywhere for a good time.  It seemed like if you were with Scott Hartnell, you were going to be in for a good time…a party animal you could say.  Thus giving me the idea to invite Scott Hartnell to my…excuse me…*our* wedding.  And with modern day media and the ability to interact with anyone at your fingertips, I started reaching out to him via twitter.  It started out as a joke, but now I tweet daily, usually once to throw out a joke about the wedding to him in hopes of catching his eye with it.  My fiancé and best friend do the same.  Somehow this is captivating us and we are now dead set on getting Scott Hartnell to our wedding.  I could have chosen Briere or Giroux and tried for the big star similar to the people who invited Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis to the Marine Ball..  That’s not my style.  I’m all about the party and Scott Hartnell is the guest of honor we want for that simple fact.  Guest list is at 325 people, so you know it’s going to be a party.  Hopefully a party where we can get you some “Where is Scott Hartnell” material.

We’re going to keep trying the twitter route, and we’ve offered a donation to his charity, now we’re looking for another way to reach out to him to get an answer.  YouTube seems like the next logical step, but any ideas or help you can offer is greatly appreciated as we try and get Scott Hartnell to our wedding.  Call me crazy, but I think it can happen.

Thank you,

Brett (@Bertholomew)

 

YouTube is good, Brett. And, depending on how protective you are of Talia, Scott is a single man… but that option is probably not on the table, so this is probably a good start.

The June 23rd wedding falls just a few days after the conclusion of the Stanley Cup Finals. Perhaps Scott can bring a silver-cupped +1? 

UPDATE: So you're telling me there's a chance?

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19 Comments

  • Iron Balls McGinty December 6, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    They sound like swingers

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  • Daryl the Best Friend December 6, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Excellent.

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  • Ale December 6, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    DO IT SCOTT.

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  • Tom Evans- The Animal December 6, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    why the f would would hartnell + a gift, want to waste his time going to this wedding

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  • Scott Hartnell December 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    OH ill be there,ill be there. just you wait and see.

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  • Daryl the Best Friend December 6, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Tom Evans, he would want to come to this wedding because it is going to be that good. That is why…

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  • MM December 6, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Prima Nocta for side show… and it’s a deal

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  • Tom Evans- The Animal December 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    I hope it happens baby

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  • Giroux December 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    any single females going to be there???

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  • Daryl the Best Friend December 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    But of course. I will make that a priority.
    Giroux, the groom’s sister has a thing for you.

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  • Daryl the Best Friend December 6, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    There will be a bachelor party too. Invited to that as well.

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  • beach December 6, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    I love this since I know daryl and brett. I hope he shows up bff.

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  • SCott Hartnell December 6, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    I will be shampooing my gloden locks on that date. You are most certainly not worthy. Stop harassing me.

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  • Jim Jackson December 6, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Be better off inviting coatsie. That mother fucker never passes up an open bar

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  • Ron Noel December 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    I’ll fuck anybody

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  • Jr December 6, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Lol

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  • Justin Bieber Shoes December 7, 2011 at 4:05 am

    Like any good University of Chicago grad, I’ve read a ton of Max Weber, so I like any discussion of a capitalistic work ethic. Also, a friend of Steve has returned from working in London for a year full of complaints about their lazy ways, so this topic has been dinner conversation.

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  • Uggs on Sale December 10, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Brett. And, depending on how protective you are of Talia, Scott is a single man… but that option is probably not on the table, so this is probably a good start.
    The June 23rd wedding falls just a few days after the conclusion

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  • Iron Balls McGinty December 11, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    “They sound like swingers”
    Posted by: [The Impostering] Iron Balls McGinty [Imposter] | December 06, 2011 at 02:30 PM
    And you sound like you wank your wee nubbin when you’re not out getting buggered by bears, with your lame impostering attempts. Although, I’ve seen you’ve given up this past week. I guess you allso gave up fucking anybody too. Another piss-poor impostering poster bites the dust. Good riddance, dooshhole.

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