ESPN Page 2 columnist Kurt Snibbe tried oh-so-hard to both simultaneously lampoon the new Sixers mascot choices and rip the city of Philadelphia. He came oh-so-close to succeeding in appropriately spoofing the choices unveiled earlier this week (which themselves were too clichéd) … but failed miserably on most accounts. He did, however, manage to drag a few of our favorite clichés out of the closet.
And of course:
Two more here.
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