Hunter Pence Continues His Affinity For Blondes

Kyle Scott - June 20, 2012

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Hunter’s new girlfriend, via HughE Dillon

A trifecta! Hunter has hit the trifecta (and probably then some)!

When Pence arrived in Philly, he was dating former Houston Texans cheerleader Lindsay Slott. Chronicled here.

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Then, following a reported meeting at Cole Hamels’ Diamonds and Denim and water bottle in the pants event last year, Pence began dating local playmate Shannon James. They went to Cabo together, as chronicled here.

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Now, our friend HughE (that’s a capital E, gents) Dillon of, sends along the above photo (up top) of Pence and who we now know is his current girlfriend – ready for this name? – Savannah Swetland (pronounced: sweat-land), whom he met in Clearwater.

We think we’ve figured out his type: Southern Belle-looking blondes with big hair and porn star-sounding names. In other words, anyone from The Hills (but sorry, Hunter, Mike Richards has a leg up on you there).

And now we ask you, the sweaty and wet reader on this hot day, who you got?

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PhillyChitChat has more photos of Swetland. Video is after the jump.


  • Carter's cup cum stain June 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    he is one ugly dude

  • Frank S. Farley June 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Lets go eat…yeah, I went there.

  • Kyle Scott June 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Frank I actually am the one responsible for popularizing the “let’s go eat” phrase.

  • Carter's cup cum stain June 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    i’ll eat their pussy

  • Tom Evans- Animal June 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    he needs to break up with her!!!! she’s got his mind all wrapped up & it’s leading to way toooo many mistakes in the field.

  • Kyle Scott June 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Let’s go eat Hunter’s dick

  • Michael Scott June 20, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Kyle, I think its safe to say everyone has turned against you and your website. Yes, they keep coming back and reading it but that’s just to comment here and make fun of you because it is too easy now.

  • Rhea Hughes June 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    I sucked Angelo’s dick last night!

  • Finkle is Einhorn June 20, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I still love this blog, and I’d also “spiderman” the Texans Cheerleader.

  • James R June 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    You might be the creepiest person on the entire internet.

  • Hunter's dick June 20, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    The cheerleader looks like she peels a quarter inch of makeup off her face every night. Blonde #2 looks the most “normal” of them all, in a good way. But I’d have to say the new blonde wins this contest overall.

  • Duke June 20, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    At least he is not striking out off the field!
    BTW – Definitely a dildo in that purse.

  • Feed your lawn. Feed it. June 21, 2012 at 8:29 am

    Make enough trades with the Astros and before long you will suck just like them. Pence is awful.

  • penguins who goes to Temple and sleeps with his sister June 21, 2012 at 8:45 am

    @Feed your lawn. Feed it.
    yeh pence is batting .275 and that’s a down season for him, id say there are a lot worse players than him.

  • bobHALO June 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Michael Scott. That’s not “safe to say.”. Just because you’re one of many little bitch whiners who come here to cry and hate because your life is so empty that you have to attempt to fill it with something, doesn’t were all like that. Kyle, and this is from someone who checks your site a few times a day and is a fan, you should just probably nix the comment section. Everyday the legit comments go down and the trolls go up.

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