Jaromir Jagr is a strange bird. He entertained us a great deal this past season, specifically with comments about Bryz and bears Pittsburgh, and this Tweet:
He also wrote a blog for a Czech website, starred in a commercial as a fireman, and flexed for cameras.
Today, he posted a strange message on his Facebook page, seemingly taking a (good-natured) shot at his Czech mate and recently re-signed Flyer, Jakub Voracek, who inked a four-year, $17 million deal yesterday.
Translated:
Dear citizens!
We want to inform you and ask for help. Two days ago in Philly robbery has become the value of the $ 17 million! If you have any information, don't be afraid to call the police. The thief is still missing! The last time he was seen in Montreal, everything suggests that he had an accomplice. The thief is about 188 cm, weighs 90 kilograms, zrzavější hair. An accomplice is older, handsome-with smaller belly and accent. Thank you for your help!
The Chief of the Czech police, Jarda Jágr
Heh.
Always a jokester, that Jaromir.
13 Comments
I miss him already.
it’s called ball-busting which is an art lost on your generation because everyone got a trophy and your mommy let you wear her high heels and now you’re all feminized and cunty. Carry on.
Jagr should have never left the greatest city in the world, because the day he left was the day he was cursed…Maybe he can use some of the Dallas money to pay off his gambling debts and upaid taxes!
And hopefully Bryz will get eaten by a bear. Then again, that might be doing the Flyer Criers a favor.
Mark he never should have left Philadelphia, you’re right. GTFO
MM– you have issues.
MM – are you fucking high?
Jake is one ugly looking muta fucker
Please tell me we will NOT get Jagr updates for the next 2 years?
MM = Massive Mangina
Also Jagr is a fuckin’ boss.
He’s the man
Thanks for proving my point girls
MM*
Unless it says “Mark madden” on your birth certificate
Two questions:
1) is MM, Mike Meech?
2) Have you been deleting comments again, Kyle? There seems to be holes in this conversation…