This post comes to you from an iPhone personal hotspot over a dodgy AT&T connection, since power is back but VERIZON FIOS IS STILL OUT AND I CAN’T RUN A GODDAMN BLOG WITHOUT IT!
Sorry.
The Sixers open their season tonight and they’ll do so with GIANT T-SHIRT LAUNCHER, named Big Bella. Be-fucking-hold:
Beautiful. You know what I want to do with that thing? Shoot Verizon in the face. No one in particular. Just Verizon. As a whole. In the face.
Anyway, tonight, pencil in one gigantic t-shirt launcher and please remove one gigantic, injury-riddled center for the opener.