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Andrew Bynum will see a doctor in New York today to find out if he can begin practicing again (if you’ll recall: Bynum hasn’t played a game for the Sixers yet). As such, he didn’t make the trip to Houston last night to see his injury-plagued team get THUMPED by the Rockets.
So he went shopping at the King of Prussia Mall.
Through the magic and power of Twitter, that little social network that sees everything, a loon was spotted doing some Christmas shopping… at some very high-end stores.
Here’s Bynum carrying what appears to be a stuffed black-and-white striped tiger through Nordstrom…
Pic via (@TheAndrew_Adams), via (@andygreenwald)
… past Juicy Couture…
Pic via (@dglr12)
… and presumably through seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest.
Making a purchase in Burberry…
Pic via (@MazzsMind)
… walking by Coach…
… and perhaps past the sea of twirly, swirly gumdrops.
Browsing at Tiffany's…
Pic via (@TylerFlynn)
… heading towards women's shoes…
Pic via (@CEEK22)
… and today he'll walk through the Lincoln Tunnel.