A Guy From New England Won Wing Bowl Just as News Broke That El Wingador Had Been Indicted on Cocaine Charges

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Photo of The Bear via reader Kyle

If there was ever an example of large, non-athlete masses imitating the misery that is Philly sports… it would be the time Smarty Jones lost the Triple Crown. But if there was another… it would be today’s Wing Bowl-related developments: A New Englander called The Bear won Philly’s own event, edging out local favorite Super Squibb in front of 22,000 drunk and partially naked Philadelphians while news broke that the city’s avian-eating hero, El Wingador, a former truck driver from New Jersey, was indicted on cocaine charges. 

It’s always sunny here.

image from mobilwi.typepad.com

Joe Green of the South Jersey Times:

Five-time Wing Bowl champion Bill “El Wingador” Simmons was indicted this week on cocaine distribution charges filed in June.

Simmons, 51, is charged with four counts of possession of a controlled dangerous substance (CDS) and one count of manufacturing or distribution of more than a half ounce of cocaine.

He’s also charged with six counts of manufacturing or distribution of more than a half ounce and less than five ounces of the drug and two counts of manufacturing less than half an ounce.


News of Simmons’ arrest first broke in June, so none of this is a surprise, and it’s probably not a coincidence that his indictment was announced, literally, just as Wing Bowl 21 was beginning. Love you, Philadelphia things.

Previously: I got this ridiculous press release about El Wingador

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  • FACE February 1, 2013 at 9:50 am

    These are dark times.

  • Magic February 1, 2013 at 9:57 am

    The worst thing about that photo was that we were losing 4-2 to Houston…

  • Everything sucks February 1, 2013 at 10:10 am

    I’m going to guess that wasn’t followed by a walk-off of any sort and we lost to freaking Houston.

  • 3 Finger Lenny February 1, 2013 at 10:17 am

    The Boston guy looks like he’s on deer antler & el wingador is alright in my book. Never knew he parted

  • Eileen February 1, 2013 at 10:27 am

    El Wingador is a big slob. Know someone who knows him and he got what was coming to him. He actually thought being a pig qualified him for celebrity status. So I am guessing from today’s outcome that New Englandites are even bigger pigs than we are. Philly coming in behind again, LOL!

  • Kyle Scott February 1, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Actually, think that pic was from opening day 2011. Phils won on walk-off. So, that!

  • whats that ? February 1, 2013 at 10:48 am

    el cokeador may be the best name of all time

  • Candy from the Oak February 1, 2013 at 10:58 am

    El wing, is in Xfin bathroom selling coke to all the Delco trash

  • Carlos Jr. February 1, 2013 at 11:00 am

    I don’t get the picture is that El Wingador in the angry birds shirt?

  • MM February 1, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Now i wonder what local restaurant chain wingador “trained” at? musta been a place with pretty good wings.

  • Candy from the Oak February 1, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Kyle, why is Brent celeks ex husband Suzy taking a shit in the men’s room sink

  • Daniel Griffoni February 1, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Mmmmm hmmm, i’d like to trap that bear, if you know what i mean, what a hunk.

  • Clark W. Griswold, Jr. February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Didn’t know Tom Brady’s butt buddy was in Wing Bowl, and he won,looks like he LOVES the COCK!
    “Bend over and I’ll show you”

  • Fuck Philly February 1, 2013 at 11:50 am

    The last thing keeping Cataldi almost relevant. A celebration of white trash.

  • DT February 1, 2013 at 11:58 am

    The editing of comments is Soviet-like in these parts….

  • Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons February 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    I would love to let suzie Celek suck my cock

  • Tyson February 1, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    More exciting sports news from Philadelphia.

  • Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons February 1, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Just paid some stripper at the gold club to suck my dick. So good so good

  • Ed rendell's goon squad February 1, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    White Trash extravaganza….

  • Lance Armstrong's left nut February 1, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    My brother is right behind him in the powder blue mike Schmidt tee

  • Meh Shrug February 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    So the big question is will Kyle actually post the pictures of drunken half-naked Delco wingettes trash over the weekend or is he taking his usual 2 day break from copying and pasting?

  • Mark Bonora -- Bones February 1, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    El wingador was my hero , and now he is a zero

  • johnny_Nas February 1, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    where can we see pics of the ladies?

  • Anthony Gargano's Fake Laugh February 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Christ. What, does ALL of Delaware County pack into the Wells Fargo Center every year to watch this nonsense? They sit there and cheer on these animals, laugh at witless Cataldi, and fake-lust after the cheerleaders as if their tiny pricks could form an erection after years of arterial abuse. SMH

  • Bynum's knees February 1, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    When is Cataldi going off the air?

  • Rob C February 2, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    My buddy worked at a restaurant the Angelo frequented a lot in the 90’s and dipped his balls into his food every chance he got. The man is a legend.

  • A Huge Wingbowl Fan February 2, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    Best day of my life yesterday

  • A Huge Wingbowl Fan February 2, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    I must have jerked off 5 times already to all those wingettes

  • Delco, A Way of Life! February 2, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Delco slores line up each year to gargle nutbutter just for the chance to be able to say Bernie Parent wanked his flaccid cock off on my third-rate fake tits!

  • Tom Sestito February 2, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    Delco girls suck sick like RHEA HUGHES

  • Obama is a tyrant February 3, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    At least it wasn’t a second rate bag of meat like a nigger or Jew that won.

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