Mike Schmidt is in Clearwater Today SANS MUSTACHE

Mike Schmidt is in Clearwater today to annoy work with select players and, presumably, give his annual Mike Schmidt Gives His Annual State of the Phillies Annual Address state of the Phillies annual address on the state of the Phillies, given annually. He will do so without a mustache, which is moderately alarming. 

Two years ago, Schmidt said Jimmy Rollins and Shane Victorino were underachieving. That summer, he threw Chooch under a bus. And just this October, he complained about autographs. My money is on either Cliff Lee or, yet again, Carlos Ruiz being Schmidt’s target today. I base that on nothing, much the same way Schmidt chooses his verbal victims.

Pic via Delco Times photog Eric Hartline

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  • Blood Fountain February 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Dude ages at the rate of a fuckin vampire.

  • Worley's Hot Piece of Ass February 20, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    he wouldn’t be a bad option in the 6 hole

  • FACE February 20, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Schmidt shaved the stache!?
    We’re winning the whole fucking thing!!!

  • Your Mother February 20, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Use the word “Sans” again Kyle. I fucking double dog dare you.

  • 3 Finger Lenny February 20, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Mike Jack is a pos. I remember when I was a young kid & asked him for an authograph & he told me absolutely not. Lucky I didn’t take a bat to the back of his head

  • MOM! THE MEATLOAF! February 20, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Phillies need a uniform update man. The bright red & blue is so corny looking. They should go back to a darker red (crimson like Bama) except phuck the fat-p & current p and come up with an updated P. Crimson & Gray & White over the current gay Red/white/blue.

  • John E. February 20, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Schmidt without the ‘stache kind of looks like the late great Steve Fredericks without his ‘stache

  • ThePhillyFlash February 20, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    Damn! He looks so freaking odd!

  • RJ February 20, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    Schmidt is a terrible human being

  • KBWC February 20, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    The no mustache look is in honor of the 40th anniversary of his rookie card.

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