And here I thought I was the worst guest to ever appear on FOX Good Day.
Nope. Enter douchebag Ryan Lochte, who spoke via a pretty flying thing in the sky to Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones this morning. Some Lochte-isms:
“I’m a lot different than any other kind of Olympian. They eat, they train, they sleep. There’s so much more to me than swimming.”
“My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you’ve got to be a man in the morning.”
“There’s a mirror with a sink… and then you have the bathroom.”
That’s it– I’m convinced this is all a ruse. He can’t be that dumb. He’s trolling us. Has to be. We’re being played, country. Ryan Lochte just did a media junket for his national TV show, the one where he goes out and gets drunk and has sex with women. Well played, sir. Well played.
Watch the video after the jump. Sheinelle is left in tears (around 5:00).
via Philly.com, Brendan and Andrew
wonder if mike jerrick sniffs kacie Mcdonnell’s seat every time her teeth get up
being as you hate DELCO so much, did you have anything to do with the arson fire at that high school in DELCO this morning? haha!
hahaha, this made me literally lol. “every time her teeth get up.”
Just the fact that the public glorifies people like this is one of the many reasons why the values of this country are in the shitter…………..
you hit the nail on the head with that one. reality TV has slowly ruined this country. from jersey shore, to the kardashians, to honey boo boo, its nothing but a bunch of self-entitled, pompous assholes who have made a rather successful living from doing nothing more than being a collection of no-talent assclowns. moral of the story, be enough of an asshole in life and you will do very well.
Pot Scott, meet Kettle Lochte.
You’re obsession with this guy is starting to creep us out, Kyle. I thought this was a Philly sports blog. Ryan Lochte hardly has anything to do with sports in general.
Today in Kyle Scott: Jealous Obsession with (Not Philly-sports) Ryan Lochte Continues — pretend to hate the man, but watch his every move in dispite
Fuck Ryan Lochte, and fuck you too Kyle. Nobody gives a shit…. Now excuse me while I prepare to sit at a meaningless Flyers game tonight…..
Good grief. Enough with the fuckin Lochte stories. Nobody here gives a fuck!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT SOMEONE SO STUPID TO LAUGH HARDER AT THE END WHEN SHENILLE LOST IT. . .LOL!! DUDE IS AN EFFING IDIOT. . HIS STUPIDITY TAKES FROM HIS CUTENESS
Hey boy toys! I think he was very profound, and did you see that caboose? Chooo Choooooooooooo!
I can see that swimmer dude fucking kacie
I would love to suck on kacie McDonnell’s fake boobs.
RL is a total idiot. Dumb as a rock. But those those two fox people are so weak. They belong on UHF…..third rate hacks.
why would anyone care about this? this site is horrendous. just awful.
Yes, he is that dumb. Sorry you cannot believe it but there are male bimbos too, mimbos if you will.
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