And here I thought I was the worst guest to ever appear on FOX Good Day.
Nope. Enter douchebag Ryan Lochte, who spoke via a pretty flying thing in the sky to Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones this morning. Some Lochte-isms:
“I’m a lot different than any other kind of Olympian. They eat, they train, they sleep. There’s so much more to me than swimming.”
“My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you’ve got to be a man in the morning.”
“There’s a mirror with a sink… and then you have the bathroom.”
That’s it– I’m convinced this is all a ruse. He can’t be that dumb. He’s trolling us. Has to be. We’re being played, country. Ryan Lochte just did a media junket for his national TV show, the one where he goes out and gets drunk and has sex with women. Well played, sir. Well played.
Watch the video after the jump. Sheinelle is left in tears (around 5:00).
via Philly.com, Brendan and Andrew