Cliff Lee Peed on the Fish Last Night

Kyle Scott | May 23, 2013

GET ME THE STEED!

Cliff Lee must have thought the Phillies were playing the Jelly Fish, not the Marlins… because he was pissing excellence all over the place last night. Nine innings. Three hits. No runs. Five strikeouts. Two walks. 115 pitches– 85 strikes. Two turtle doves and a heaping pile of baseball sex in an empty-ass stadium.

He’s the best player on the Phillies, and it’s not even close.

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