*I can’t imagine that Jay Z actually participates in this thing. Rather, I see him sitting back, smoking, “haha yup,” and judging every pick with either an approving head nod or a disapproving scoff, all while internalizing his success with the time he told Miley to twerk and she totally did it! HAHA YUP!
Adam Schefter Would Like to Remind You That His Life is Significantly Better Than Yours
Apparently, Adam Schefter and Chris Paul are on the same team* in the ESPN-celebrity-go-fuck-yourselves-comma-America fantasy league. And if this Tweet isn’t the best humble brag of all-time, I don’t know what is.