OK. This is awesome, but this kid needs friends and, perhaps, a high-speed web connection capable of rendering hi-res images in under a second. This is way too detailed. That said, I like the concept of putting ringtones on things. Kind of reminds me of when I tried to have Private Eyes play every time guests locked the bathroom door in my old apartment. They’re watching you – clap, clap – they see your everrrrrry move.