Jerry Jones accused the Giants of faking injuries to slow down the Cowboys’ devastating* offensive attack:
“I thought us experts on football were the only ones who could see that [they were faking injuries],” Jones said with a laugh, via Todd Archer of ESPNDallas.com. “No, it was so obvious it was funny. It wasn’t humorous because we really wanted the advantage and knew we could get it if we could get the ball snapped.”
The NFL sent out a memo warning teams about the practice last week, and Cowboys coach Jason Garrett was talking with officials during the break as the “injured players” were being attended to.
“I thought we got them moving a lot and got them pretty tired during that stretch,” Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo said. “They obviously had a bunch of injuries in that stretch. Tough break, I know. Seemed to come back pretty good after that though.”
Tony Romo with the zinger!
You know how this ends: Jones will eat those words on October 20, when Jason Garrett and his fifth grade haircut are forced to pull out every trick they have in order to slow down Chip Kelly’s up-tempo offense. The Eagles didn’t give us nearly enough time to make our substitutions! AND WHY DOES MY COACH LOOK LIKE HE’S STILL WORKING ON THAT WHOLE PUBERTY THING!?
*I don’t actually mean that.
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Is he pinching Lebron?
Where’s Christie?
So, you’ve got Jerry posing with a Cowgirl bandwagon jumper and a steroid addled old fool who probably wears that damn bandanna to bed to hide his bald head. Talk about ridiculous! Meanwhile, Dallas should worry more about their rematch with the G-Men after Jones and Tony Romo put up all that juicy bulletin board material.
Probably hiding? Dude, Hogan’s been bald for like 40 years…..
I want to comment on your “identity theft / grayed out lines” post….
yeaaa its annoying as hell and obviously no one is answer those things truthfully….way to piss off your readers so that you can probably make a fraction of a cent on each question.
get rid of it…got enough damn advertisement on this already
I put Forest Gump as the movie character I found most scary.
C’mon, Kyle. Opening day for the Birds on National TV against a division rival and you have ONE post about the game? And you didn’t even write anything for it! Get to work, man!
Looks like Jerry Jones(AKA Skeletor from He-Man)is trying to feel up Lebrons’ backside.
Worst owner: Jones or Lurie ?
At least Jerry has a Super Bowl ring to flash around. All Jeff can boast about is being the so-called “gold standard”.
I didn’t think I could hate Hulk Hogan more than I already did. Learn something new every day…..
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