Evan Turner Over-Drafts His Bank Account with a $50 Debit, Proactively Gets Mad at Bloggers for Pointing it Out

The premature departure of Shane Victorino did have one lasting impact on the Philly sports community– it cleared the way for Evan Turner to become the dumbest athlete in the city. Congratulations, Beaker.

Evan is in the fourth year of a $21 million contract. Presumably, he has other bank accounts.

UPDATE: Douchebags in the comments point out that Turner’s second Tweet was aimed at Maurice at Barstool, who blogged about it before I did, and obviously I didn’t mention that because I stole the story from them because I steal everything for everyone everywhere.