The Sixers are the Best Team in the NBA

Say the power rankings! That’s how this works, right?

CBS Sports:

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Yahoo:

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SB Nation:

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NBA.com:

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ESPN and NBC are here to throw some cold water on that boner of yours, however:

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Here’s another crazy yet totally unrelated thing: You can’t even customize a Michael Carter-Williams jersey on NBA.com because of the hyphen:

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Yeah, I know, you can buy it directly. But if you select it from the customize dropdown– won’t work. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO COMPUTE THE SIXERS.

TOGETHER WE BUILD.

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3 Comments

  • Sophie Poup November 4, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Sixers will be an 8th seeded playoff team this year & stuck in mediocrity for years to come. Hinkie should have waited a year to hire Brett Brown. He’s too good of a coach to tank

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  • Andy Schreiber November 4, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    If this is the Sixers tanking, imagine how unstoppable they’ll be when they’re actually trying to win!

    1-2-3-4-5-Sixers!

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  • DaveM November 7, 2013 at 7:36 am

    I heard when the Ducks were in town the other week Lisa Hilary was seen with most of the sixers practice squad at Venus Video pulling a Night Train.

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