No, Siri isn’t an Eagles Fan

Someone told me about this the other day and I should’ve just posted it because it’s easy page views. Oh my God, look, LOOK! [Roger Rabbit voice], Siri likes the Eagles! She’s a Nick Foles fan. When you ask her who’s the best quarterback, she says Nick Foles!

Stop it.

But now a couple other blogs have picked up on it because, again, page views, social and viral:

… so, here you go– Siri isn’t really an Eagles fan, but when you ask her a question about NFL quarterbacks she (it? Hal?) defaults to a database and whips up this:

Oh, and Santa isn’t real.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with the Ghost of Christmas Past– said he wanted to talk to me about my spirit or some shit.