Ruben Amaro Just Made the Most Anti-Climactic Signing of All-Time

Kyle Scott | December 12, 2013

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ALRIGHT! A MOVE AT THE WINTER MEETINGS! WHO IS IT, RUBE? WHO?! WHO?! A BIG BAT? AN ACE? SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 34?!?!?!?! WHO! WHO!!!!!

UPDATE: Jim Salisbury reports it’s 33-year-old Roberto Hernandez, formerly Fausto Carmona. He has a career 4.67 ERA. He was 6-13 with the Rays last year with a 4.89 ERA and 1.33 WHIP.