Yes, worse than Steve Spurrier, the old ball coach who is one of college football’s top offensive minds ever but who failed miserably in the NFL, going 12-20 in two seasons with the Washington Redskins (2002-03). Kelly, too, is a dynamic college head coach, but what he’s about to bring to the NFL simply won’t work.
… and this Tweet from Howard Eskin…via (@danwerth)
… all spun into a big Waterford-made ball and dropped onto the head of the previous 360 days.
Bynum suspended for being an absolute loon. His quest to earn $41 million over three seasons by playing in about 40 games is over.
Eskin is sucking D:
And the Eagles – thanks to a literal reversal of fortunes as Kyle Orton did his best Tony Romo and was just ever-so-slightly off on a slant pattern throw in the fourth quarter of a big game – are the NFC East Champions.
I’m now expecting Roy Halladay to announce that scientists have rebuilt his back and right arm, and for Ruben Amaro to complete a three-team blockbuster and acquire both Giancarlo Stanton and Mike Trout.
Suddenly, all the suffering and self-pity has been turned on its head, giving us the last laugh. Suddenly, sports are fun again. Suddenly… that barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois doesn’t exist.
Yes, we’re all Verbal Kint today, shedding our limp as we casually stroll to an awaiting car that will take us into 2014.
Let’s hit it!
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Connor Barwin found Monty G still going strong outside the NovaCare Complex at 5 a.m.:
The Redskins fired Mike Shanahan today and the poor guy could barely make it to his own hanging:
— Sky Kerstein (@SkyKerstein) December 30, 2013
Sort of resembles the scene at the NovaCare Complex 364 days ago. What a difference a year makes.
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