Yesterday, we showed an email sent through Match.com by what appears to be the Swiss Cheese Pervert. Here’s another message he sent, in October 2012, this one through OkCupid under the name “lovesswiss.”
via reader Sean
And Now, More Love Letters From The Swiss Cheese Pervert
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This man offered me $20 last year in Manayunk. He had the Swiss cheese Kraft singles in his hand. Called the cops on him then but I guess the 5th district cops had better things to do like break up bro fights in Mad River.
Erin is a liar. She offered me $50 to eat Cheese Whiz outta her ass & snatch.
Ever since I met this guy I love Swiss
So he loves Swiss it’s not that bad some of the people who comment here like Clarke Hughes and Little Ant love little boys, not that is really sick
“Nick Pappagiorgio”,
We have traced your IP address, and determined that many of the sick back-and-forth posts between “Clarkie Hughes” and “Little Ant” in the previous (DeSean Jackson) thread are from you, mindlessly responding to your own posts, while spouting sick pedophillic nonsense.
Please get a life and clean up your act at once, or we will take the next step to block your IP address and email addresses.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING!
Fuck off I havnt done anything wrong I have nothing to do with what those sickos say in fact you’re probably one of them
He single handily ruined this site. Him & his stealing of handles
^^^^^ Get the fuck off my username.
Tell em nick
yep, you totally got me yet again because that sounds like something I would say too. troll on, jackass!
I want to put my FACE in his Swiss cheese
FACE
“Clarkie Hughes” and “Little Ant” we have traced your Ip addresses and determined you are sick pedifiles and we will be notifying the authorities. We at crossing broad do not take kindly to your kind
Nice original comment, Nick.
What does this have to do with sports
Kyle really needs to get a handle on these comments. HAH
Right after I get a handle on johns smallwood
You’re another sick one catch
My name kind of sounds diarrhea
Omg that’s so funny girl
This is all making me want some Swiss cheese yummy
George Constanza would be proud of this guy, though George was mostly into salted,cured meats
nick pappagiorgio & informed ruined cb
Pete Rose… In or out?
Velveeta is much more supple than Swiss. Just sayin’ this guy’s weird.
Should we trade Rollins?