Some Creep Store is Sending Cliff Lee Fingernail Clippings

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Poor Cliff. First it’s bloggers and pissing ponies, and now this.

Anthony Castrovince of MLB.com was in Clearwater to do a piece on the Phillies’ pitching staff yesterday and he came away with one incredibly strange (awesome?!) tidbit:

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YUM.

As a slightly over-the-top Cliff Lee admirer, I have to say I respect the effort here. Like many pitchers, Lee can often be spotted grooming himself in the dugout. Fingernails are either a pitcher’s best friend or his worst enemy (depending on if cheating is your thing). So we’ll assume there’s some meaning here besides someone just wanting their DNA to spill out all over Lee when he opened the letter in a random state of undress in the clubhouse.  Perhaps this is just a nice little tip of the cap to Lee’s nervous energy on game days. Or maybe someone thinks he scuffs balls. I’m sure we’ll find out more soon.

Related: There’s no truth to the rumor that Jonathan Papelbon received a human asshole in the mail.

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9 Comments

  • KyleBlows February 24, 2014 at 9:22 am

    Creep Store? Or Creep Show?

    So dumb either way

  • Your Mother February 24, 2014 at 9:46 am

    Papelbon would benefit much more from a brain donation. Can anyone spare a half brain for him?

  • KyleBlows Blows February 24, 2014 at 9:55 am

    Cliff should be glad it wasn’t boogers.

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  • Lumpy7 February 24, 2014 at 9:55 am

    What the hell’s a ‘Creep Store’?

    • Mikey Mess February 24, 2014 at 9:58 am

      It’s the nickname given to WIP studios by all sane people.

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  • B February 24, 2014 at 9:56 am

    Meh. 76 wins if Hamels is healthy & they don’t deal Cliff Lee at the deadline.

  • Tits Maghee February 24, 2014 at 10:31 am

    I think you mean Creepster, not Creep Store

  • Mrs. Lee February 24, 2014 at 11:31 am

    I’ve told him a million damn times not to leave that shit all over the bathroom. Next time they’re going on his rib eye.

  • Budweiser February 24, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    “Creep Store” should “Get Off Shaun White’s Dick” while he’s at it….lol

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