Mark Sanchez passed his physical yesterday and will reportedly sign with the Eagles today to back up Johnny Manziel Nick Foles.* Mike Garafolo reports that it is a one-year deal worth a maximum of $4 million, with a base somewhere around $2 million.**
So now, go forth into the world armed with the information that your football team will employ Mark Sanchez.
*I’m kidding.
**Which local “celebrity” to do you think Sanchez bags first? I have my thoughts, and I don’t even think it’s up for debate. And no, this person doesn’t currently have a boyfriend that we know of.
UPDATE: It’s official.