Joel Embiid: Ruthless Recruiter

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Joel Embiid may be the newest 76er, but he’s already playing the role of company man. The 7-footer is (and will hopefully continue to be) strong in the post, creative on defense, and forceful protecting the rim. He’s also a ruthless recruiter, and already has his sights set on the best in the biz. Embiid took to Twitter, lined up his scope on LeBron James, and let him know that the only option for him is Philadelphia. Just look at this show of extreme force:

LeBron never stood a chance.

h/t @Banditmax


15 Responses

  1. “creative on defense” lol wtf does that even mean. Have you ever played sports, Jim? Or were you just last picked at recess?

    1. No he never played sports. He was too busy banging your whore mom under the bleachers.

        1. People still use IP address info to scare people? Grow up and join us in 2014.

          By, the, way, good, post, Jim.

        2. Then you know I’m on your slut moms computer. God her pancakes taste good. And so does her pussy.

        3. IP addresses are scary shit haven’t you seen the Net with Sandra Bullock from 1995?

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  3. Sean Brace not only doesn’t protect his rim he encourages penetration.

    1. Fucking classic Kyle move. Taught you that one straight from his book didn’t he? Next is the dog toys. Woof.

  4. I heard not only Hakeem is working with Joel but also Dikembe. He taught Joel how to walk into a bar and say.” Who want to sex me.”

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