JOEL EMBIID’S TWITTER!
I’M HAVING TROUBLE PARSING THIS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT EVEN MEANS. DOES JOEL WANT KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAME TO SLIDE INTO HIS LIST OF DIRECT MESSAGES? OR IS “COME SLIDE” A MOVE THAT I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT? I DON’T KNOW, BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
WAIT, NOOOOOOOOO:
[Related: Joel Embiid has a massive dick.]
