Who Passed It Better: Lee or Papelbon?

[Gotta hit the audio button in the corner.]

Strong efforts from both Cliff Lee and Jonathan Papelbon, but I think I got to go with Lee. I don’t know. I feel like his had a nice mix of moisture and depth that is difficult to produce, especially on-command. There’s no doubt that he was aided by the CSN microphone, which has a wider audio spectrum (deeper deeps and wetter wets) than the undisclosed reporter’s recorder on which Papelbon’s expulsion was captured, but Lee’s just had more force. It was perhaps a shart. Papelbon’s sounded like a cardboard box being ripped and lacked bass in the same way the stereo system in your mom’s car lacks bass, because she “just wanted it to sound loud.” You don’t need to be an audiophile to shake your damn head at that approach.

What says you?

 

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4 Comments

  • Walter Sobchak July 22, 2014 at 10:03 am

    This is sad.

    Reply
    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut July 22, 2014 at 10:36 am

      Very sad. Almost as sad as the other night. I gave Kyle and Sean Brace a chance to bang me, but neither of them could get their micro dicks hard.

      Reply
  • Jeltz July 22, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    total disrespect to the media hahah

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  • Calling Bullshit July 22, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    You realize that Papelbon’s wasn’t even a real fart, fucking moron.

    Reply
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