Giveaways that you’re a notable person:
1) Sunglasses anywhere other than in direct sunlight.
2) Jeans that actually fit with hipster shoes to match.
3) YOU’RE CHASE FUCKING UTLEY AT A CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN SOUTH PHILLY.
I can only wonder which other establishments are frequented by a good looking rich man named Rick…
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I got recognized a few months ago doing (assisted) dips at the gym while wearing that first-run Geezus shirt that we sold, like, 20 of. Felt like a real loser. So, I get it. I feel Chase’s Rick’s pain. This celeb life ain’t easy no one, that’s for damn sure.
pic via Jason Wolf of Delaware Online
