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Michael Del Zotto is new to town, so how’s he getting on? He’s at least trying his hand at the Tinder game, according to one fellow Tinderer out there, who sent these along. And he knows what he’s doing too, as you can see in the screengrab above, dropping his Instagram and Twitter handles so you know he’s a pro hockey player. As you can see below, he also wants you to know that he goes to cool events:

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And if you still haven’t looked him up, he might as well just lay it all out for you with a picture that screams “I’m a pro hockey player”:

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And in this new landscape of having to compete with professional athletes on hookup apps, how is the random dude supposed to compete? By piggybacking on Jeff Carter:

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Let it be known that the O.D. hoodie is a lot lamer than the O.D. t-shirt.