Today in Philly Athletes on Tinder: Michael Del Zotto

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Michael Del Zotto is new to town, so how’s he getting on? He’s at least trying his hand at the Tinder game, according to one fellow Tinderer out there, who sent these along. And he knows what he’s doing too, as you can see in the screengrab above, dropping his Instagram and Twitter handles so you know he’s a pro hockey player. As you can see below, he also wants you to know that he goes to cool events:

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And if you still haven’t looked him up, he might as well just lay it all out for you with a picture that screams “I’m a pro hockey player”:

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And in this new landscape of having to compete with professional athletes on hookup apps, how is the random dude supposed to compete? By piggybacking on Jeff Carter:

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Let it be known that the O.D. hoodie is a lot lamer than the O.D. t-shirt.


16 Responses

  1. The Instagram hoe I was banging dumped me for this dude, among others, well played MDZ.

  2. Not only are you showing the Tinder profile of some random, irrelevant Flyers player, but you are showing the Tinder account of a completely random person.

    Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you. Where are your morals? Who is this guy and why are you embarrassing him? Who cares that he uses a picture with Jeff Carter. NOBODY. This is so creepy and shady. I have no clue who that guy is, but I know he didn’t sign up for any kind of publicity from some shit eating cunt’s blog.

    Nobody expects you to be journalisticaly ethical (though that won’t stop you from criticizing other people’s work, as if you are the moral authority on being a good reporter), but the least you could do is not mock private citizens who never asked for attention. Fucking Christ in a handbasket Jim and Kyle are fucking awful.

    1. Exactly. But if Del Zotto was some 22 year old, hot bitch that acknowledged Kyle once, it would be off limits. Kyle’s a fucking pussy.

  3. I am freaking out now that this blog will post a screenshot of my tinder profile since I have a pic with Rinaldo as one of my pics. Worst part is I have a girlfriend too!! Please stop doing that or I will be caught!!

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