Well-Documented Idiot Colin Cowherd Thinks Chip Kelly Would take a call from Florida

Photo Credit: Jeffrey G. Pittenger-USA TODAY Sports
Photo Credit: Jeffrey G. Pittenger-USA TODAY Sports

Colin Cowherd, whose idiocy and childishness has been well documented, seems to think if Florida called Chip Kelly offering him their head coaching job, he’d take the call. Said Mr. Cowherd: “Let me just say, Chip will take the phone call if Florida makes it to him.” And that’s just doubling down on what Campus Insiders SEC reporter Jim Donnan said:

“The name that I keep hearing around the country is Chip Kelly. And everybody says, ‘well, he’s the Philadelphia Eagle coach.’ But he really is the kind of guy that needs to come in there and take over that program because instant offense, you saw what he did at Oregon, he had a tremendous career as an assistant coach at New Hampshire,” Donnan said. “He would be a vital cog in recruiting in the state of Florida, and if for some reason he turned it down — and I’m sure he would certainly think about whether to stay with the Eagles or not — he’s got to remember what Nick Saban did. He left the Miami Dolphins and went to Alabama and subsequently we’ve seen what he’s done, plus he’s making $7 million a year.”

Well since Donnan made the comparison, let’s look at Chip Kelly and Nick Saban’s NFL coaching records:

– Chip Kelly: 15-7 (through 22 games)
– Nick Saban: 15-17 (10-12 in first 22 games)

Plus, add in being the coach of a successful NFL franchise, and basically revolutionizing the way professional football is being coached, while not having to helicopter over to high schools, and wanting to remain a coach at the highest level, and staying the Northeast (where he’s from), and $6 million per year, and not having to live in Gainesville with that weird E… and this all just makes little sense. Chip’s not going anywhere. He’s working on creating a Culture here.

UPDATE: Obvs!

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14 Responses

  1. He’ll damn sure get more than 6 mill a year when his contract is up if he continues the path he is on…not to mention, he will be a God in this city if he gets them a ring…

    I don’t see any going back now for Chip.

  2. No shit. Kelly would only go back to college if he started losing, bad. He’s obviously a guy who likes to move forward so he’s going to go back to college unless he really has to.

    Also Jim, how about you drop your whole “Penn State coach uses helicopter to recruit” angle because its tired and out of date, just like the rest of your posts. Just because you just heard of this practice doesn’t mean the rest of us haven’t, especially considering it’s been going on for at least five years at many different colleges.

  3. You are really bent out of shape about this helicopter. It must be keeping up with the jones’ of the main line. PSU HAS A HELICOPTER! I WANT A HELICOPTER!!!!! WAHHH!!! DADDY BUY ME A CHOPPER!

  4. A scene from the Crossing Broad Offices aka Kyle’s gay house:

    K: Hey Jim, I need more nonsense copy and paste jobs that are poorly written and provide no content or value.
    J: OK, boss
    K: Also please tickle my sack when you blow me
    J: OK boss
    K: NOW
    J: Ok boss.
    K: Ohhhhh yeaaa
    J: (gargle gargle)

  5. Did you see the way Chip jumped on the back of Jason Peters after that Giants win? He was exuberant. He wants to coach at the highest level. He wants to coach men.

    He aint jumping on no 18 year old’s back.

  6. “…revolutionizing the way professional football is being coached”? HAHAHA, stop living in a bubble and quit drinking the kool-aid.

    1. To be fair, just about every team in the league will adapt his sports science and practice routines in the next 2 years if they haven’t already. Guaranteed.

  7. Stop being a homer, this is why Colin is a major host on ESPN and you write some sports blog. Everyone and their mother has a blog anymore. Chip would take the call if anything to get more money from the Eagles but never say never, we’ve all witnessed crazier things.

  8. what’s up with Jim’s obsession with HELICOPTERS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  9. Taking the call is quite different than taking the offer…ever hear of leverage? Of course not, it’s not like Philebrity was making you a counter offer Jim. CB has become the Seinfeld of sports blogs…stories about nothing. In the words of DBag extraordinaire Kevin Nash, “Buy The Shirt, Buy The Shirt!”

  10. Atleast Cowherd is funny. Your just a douche. You call him an idiot when your dumbass has to give out surveys and sell dumb shirts. Cowherd makes 4 mil a year. Suck on that dickhead.

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