The Sixers Are so Bad That Papa John’s Had to Dumb down Their Promotion

Kyle Scott | November 20, 2014

Email from reader Joseph:

This has to be a new low. According to Papa Johns, a Sixers “Win” = any time they score 90+ points. This is a change from the other teams, who have to score a certain number of points, goals, or runs AND actually win the game.

What’s more incredible – or sad… probably sad – is that this is the first time the Sixers have “won” in their last five games.