I don’t even want to know what Steve Keeley does in his free time, but if this picture is any indication, it’s something delightfully ridiculous that may or may not belong in a Stanley Kubrick film starring Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and a mysterious sailor. Maybe Steve is the sailor?! Whatever. Because when Steve is working, he’s a top five, maybe top three, local reporter. Don’t let the orange glow and big hair fool you, Steve’s awesome. If he can’t be stopped by a snow plow…
… he’s certainly not gonna be stopped by the pesky little issue of not having at shirt at the ready before his trip to Bottom Dollar during the middle of a Nor’easter.
H/T to (@KamalaBurger)
