Joe Banner Reminds Followers That His Eagles Rarely Asked Players to Take Pay Cuts, Predicts a War with Iran

Kyle Scott | March 5, 2015

When the well is dry we can always turn to former Eagles front officer Joe Banner to opine on whatever the hell Joe Banner feels like opining on. Today: the salary cap and geopolitics.

The notoriously stingy Banner tweeted, somewhat passive aggressively, that his Eagles would NEVER ask a player to take a pay cut the way the current Eagles have been (rumored to be) doing:

Well, unless you exclude Jon Runyan, who took a pay cut in 2005.

But enough about the Birds. Banner was more interested in that Netanyahu speech:

Love it. Joe’s basically now just an Internet commenter who transitions seamlessly from cap talk to the power vacuum creating by overzealous Neocons in the Middle East. I can only assume a Tweet about Kacie McDonnell’s jugs is forthcoming.