Kiko Alonso Is a Big, Hunky Beefcake

Kyle Scott | April 2, 2015

And now Zach Ertz knows the plight of a skinny man #tshirtnexttobigguy

On Instagram this morning, Kiko Alonso posted yet another shirtless selfie non-selfie taken by some lucky person. Without any sort of innuendo or anything here, I’d just like to say: the man is beautiful. Here, have a gander at some of his shirtlessness from over the past year. He’s my linebacker, your linebacker:

Goin’ my way?

Anyone else see Seth Rollins here?

This way to freedom

I honestly didn’t know there was a muscle between your tricep and deltoid

Just rehabbin’ the knee… like a fucking wildebest

Who doesn’t walk their dog in this manner?

H/T to Sarah Baicker, who’s having a much better morning now