Back in December, we first found out that Brett Myers is a terrible musician. But the album that post was all about, Backwoods Rebel, is now streaming for free on Spotify. Oh boy is it something.
We’re not going to review the whole thing like some others did, because I’m not sure I have that in me. But here are some standout lyrics:
And none of that includes the lead single “Kegerator,” which is about buying a Kegerator so you nagging wife can’t tell you you’re drinking too much. Myers hates nagging wives.
Spotify’s “related artists” algorithm is the real star here though, since it’s just a who’s who of artists whose names sound sports related, like:
What a time to be alive. A Spotify embed of the album is after the jump, if that’s a road you really want to go down.