Emergency Kacie McDonnell Post

Late last night, at around 3 a.m. local time, Kacie McDonnell and her new BF, Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer, announced their relationship on their respective Instagrams. I fully expect the web to crumble in the wake of the news.

It had been rumored – on Royals boards and in local media circles – for some time now, but this is the first public acknowledgement from either Kacie or Eric.

To recap: McDonnell has now been linked to Christian Ponder, Jonathan Pettibone, Aaron Murray (engaged), and Hosmer. There was also an infamous Instagram photo with Michael Del Zotto— but me thinks that was less relationship and more THROW IT IN AM’S FACE WITH A NOTED NYMPHO.* Kacie’s one Joel Embiid hang out away from being a true four-for-four-er.

Hosmer is the cream of the crop though– a legitimate MLB star(-ish), on a good team, who played in the World Series last year. The earning potential is strong here, so to that we say: Well played, Kacie. Well played.

*Quite honestly, this isn’t a bad move. If only us mere mortals had “noted nymphos” on the ready to throw it in exes’ faces on the interwebs… the world would be a much angrier place.

H/T to star CB reader (@Banditmax), (@TheMostKing4)