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pic via Hartnell’s Twitter

HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW: Claude Giroux and Scott Hartnell (potentially others, too) spent at least part of the weekend in and around Ocean City and Avalon. Hartnell was spotted on the Ocean City boardwalk hawking his Kickstarter project, The Naked Cooler.* G, too, was spotted in Ocean City and Avalon.

Typically, the social medias would be flooded with Tweets, ‘grams, pins(?), Vines, etc. etc. But nope. Not this weekend. A thorough search (and believe me, it’s thorough– this is what I do with my free time, ladies and gentlemen) revealed only the smattering of posts and one tip (from a friend!):

Tip:

Hey Man. Claude giroux siting at boulevard liquors. He bought rolling rock. Heading down to sea isle.


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How rude!

But seriously– this is it? Nada? Where are the double-casted beer pong photos and the… double-casted baggo photos? #Hartnelldowns? WERE THEY EVEN TOGETHER? I only have myself to blame. My family has a place just hundreds of yards from where Hartnell was stationed. But G? What, does the Whitebriar not allow smartphones? This shouldn’t be bothering me as much as it is.

Anyway, Hartnell and G were at the Shore this weekend, like a couple of everymen. Someone alert Kelce.

*I liked Hartnell’s cooler, but my buddy made a great observation: “He’s on the media blitz with that– only question: Why would I buy a cooler so I get nailed at the beach with my beer in plain site?” Good point.