MY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN.
Chip Kelly coaches with the enthusiasm of a fat kid given an unlimited ice cream pass in a bounce house who just happens to make like $5 million per year. Enthusiasm off the charts.
“Of course you are [from Philly!]”
“I guarantee you [the skydiver] sticks the landing… these guys are the best in the world at this.”
“This fan base is committed as hell, though.”
“Even a wily veteran I can coach!” Most would assume the wily veteran would know not to hold the ball on the side of the tackling defender. #CutCooper
“There are very stringent rules on NFL apparel… in college we could wear whatever we wanted to wear, here there’s more rules than you can shake a stick at.”
“The only guy here who coordinates with the number– I love it! I love it! I love it! See, Max, he’s even got the sleeves that match the number. Little camouflage sleeves. Look at the camouflage sleeves!” Yeah, but Chip Kelly doesn’t relate to his players.
“Yes, sir.”
“Play the game within the game. The game is completing it, but the game within the game is on his face mask.” [Anyone else noticing a trend with the Florida players?]
“Solid jugs performance today! Solid jugs performance by you today.”
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Just buy a shirt. Buy all of them!