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Byron Jones Is Trying to Kill His Cowboys Teammates Before the Game with Buffalo Wild Wings
By Kyle Scott
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Please. Yes, please, Cowboys cornerback Byron Jones, bring your teammates that poison before the big game. Yes, that’s the secret sauce.
Chip Kelly has the Eagles, probably, eating farm-raised goat loin on a bed of quinoa and fresh herbed cucamongus asparagas with a side smoothie tonight, and the Cowboys are eating the culinary equivalent of lawnmower fuel in their high-end sports car bodies.
Mark this down right now: If the Eagles beat the Cowboys – who will no doubt be shatting themselves on the sidelines tomorrow – this week I will go to Buffalo Wild Wings, order a spread of wings in assorted disgusting delicious sauces, and give them a glowing, praiseful on-site review to the fine readers of Philly’s biggest sports blog. I won’t want to, but I’m a man of my word.
Related: Buffalo Wild Wings Sucks.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.