The Backlash Over Neighbor Mike Has Already Begun

Two posts in and Neighbor Mike has already gotten the full CB experience– he hates Jim and readers hate him.

I received this unsolicited email today about Neighbor Mike’s Draft Kings picks, this before virtually any games have been played.

Reached for comment via text message, because no fucking way I’m walking outside to ask him in person, Neighbor Mike was steadfast in his projections:

Godspeed, Neighbor Mike. Godspeed.