I’m that homegrown, old school, redneck, white trash, taligatin’ son of a gun (Come get you some)
Don’t tread on me ’cause these colors they don’t run
I do what it takes, I been known to git’r’dun
That’s just a brief selection from “Rebel In Me,” Brett Myers’ latest diarrhea-squirt Kid Rock knockoff. Yes, those are words Brett Myers RAPS (I’m pretty sure it’s Myers because the other dude on the track has the tiniest modicum of skill). He’s started his own YouTube channel to collect all of his music.
Yall please go and subscribe to my YouTube page for updates on new lyric videos and music videos! It's under Backwoods Rebel! Thank y'all!
— The Real Brett Myers (@BackWoodRebel39) February 10, 2016
One of the new tracks, “Don’t It Feel Good,” also features some rapping from Myers, and it’s somehow worse than the lines above:
“Hold my beer, watch this” is my favorite line.
Whatever happens next is gonna blow your mind.
He’s got all the rhyming skills of an ESL student trying to write an ICP song and the eloquence of a poster of two girls in bikinis washing a truck. I listened to both of these songs, in full, and I physically felt my IQ drop about 15 points. So now it’s down to 32, if I did math good.
[h/t @BFit70 for ruining my day]