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Byron Maxwell Continues To Screw Us
By Kyle Scott
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This is wholly unbelievable.
Les Bowen is reporting that the reason for the holdup in the Eagles’ trade with the Dolphins is just the pesky little fact that the centerpiece of the deal, human slice of overdone toast Byron Maxwell, who sprained his SC joint and missed two games at the end of the season with what he described to be a minor injury, CAN’T DO PUSHUPS (!!!):
Of course, that didn’t stop Maxwell from tweeting a series of Emoji announcing his trip to Miami or from updating his Twitter:
First time he has been a step ahead of anything… and it might not even matter.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.