The Eagles Signed a Fullback Today, Last Week He Was Mulching Yards

Kyle Scott | April 1, 2016

The Eagles signed former Chargers linebacker Ryan Mueller, a local guy, to a two-year contract today. He’ll ostensibly play fullback.

Last week, he was mulching yards for “Mueller’s Lawn Service,” which I’m not sure is an actual family business or not.

Man, the Eagles came so close to signing the garbage-picking, field goal-kicking Philly phenom. I like this guy already.

H/T to (@BriMcL17)