Intend to write two Star Wars-themed posts today, I did not. But writes like Yoda, Eagles head coach Doug Pederson does.
TAKE: Apparently the Eagles have a new media area at the NovaCare Complex. I wouldn’t know. My blog quarters have remained the same, though I will be upgrading when I move in a few months. Anyway, Doug Pederson warmed up to reporters with this note. Color me shocked that he writes like this, unironically. But now I like to imagine him seducing Kansas City assistants in Yoda parlance. Mirror in your pocket, you must have. See myself in your pants, I do. Coach Pederson.